Thursday, September 25, 2008

TIP OFF or GROUPIE FEST


For all of you who were at tonight's event, the "TIP OFF" or shall I say the "Ima get yo dick off" know that it was groupies r us . We had Shakarie the president of the NNBA (NON-nba players Association) takin pictures of her MAIN BITCH like a true psychtoic posesive craazaay chic she is. Will someone please let this girl kno not only does PARIS HORNE
#23 not start but will not be entering the NBA and even if he does, WTF makes you think he's stickin wit cho ass...YOUR money will only go so far cutie.But the Rhi Rhi cut is winner..will the wigs still fit??.Girl let us kno!


Speaking of GIRLFIRENDS to our sorry ass Basketball team how did u true side line hoes feel when the OFFICIAL girl showed up.. u no the girls they actually mention to firends and family and bring home to Mama...I knooo ya was tight, but back on the grind you shall go!



NEXT groupie of the night or shall I say SORORITY SLUTS ..GAMMA CHI were scoping the court for the next black dick to cum in their mouths. Anonomous source says they were offering free rides ALL night. DEEERTAAY.
*This is there favorite position*



ALERT*** St.John's now has two mens basketball teams... If you missed the "Get 'em Bodied" dance from the confused mens basketball team you missed a lot, not only should they have X-ed the dance routine but choosen a song more relevant to there bodies Like "Bitch, Im the man im im im da man got not wife but the white b my girlfriend" Next time you groupies hop in the bed with those bball players...keep the lights on cuase a strap on will fool you...WE no yall will run bak thinkin that dick was GOD sent but no hunnies it was all man made.




Luckily those in attendece got a special preview of B2k and Adventuras concert. Black and Spanish have finially colided but not how you would think. The new non dancing race is ESPANOLOS stick to SALSA PAPIs Steppin is not cho thing. Alphas I was feelin how ya was workin it but the monkey factor is a true hiderence for pikin the ladies.Which all of yall can not risk.by the way hows that goin for ya.WE hope Trey isnt pullin them all in with that tounge lip combination. close your mouth boo we dont want ur face ot get stuck like that.. or is it already?? No worries you can dance your way outta it.



Many of yall may know this next WHACK ATTACK, KURT DAMAS . He walks around campus as if he is GOD'S gift to earth yet you're no where near.Word is that you dont even GO TO STJOHNs because of financial issues... chill im just the messenger...ne ways you caught yourself at tonights event wearing a bill cosby sweater with your name ON IT !!! I KNOW ur name ...I thought you would know it by now , but then again like we see...SCHOOL is not for everybody...r u a rapper or actor because if you sign to a label the closest one you would get to is N.E.R.D. because thats what the fuck your whack ass is. sorry boo. the TRUTH HURTS then again so does that bad breath of yours when it hits my nose.

*How heated are you now : )?


Be back to report more gossip to yall stay tuned

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11 comments:

Unknown said...

WWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWZZZZZEEEEEERRRRSSSSSS
Damn so many people got blasted! BUt chill storm easy on the the ladies

Unknown said...

St. John's ladies that is

Intersection of Infinities said...

This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Its almost hard for me to believe that college students would write something this ridiculous. This isn't gossip girl, get a life.

lolkisskiss said...

damn ya must of been talking about her.. this shhit is funni..Kocky K was too harsh

dj zeke said...

kocky k is my boy so if you have anything to say about him or anyone else on the list that i'm cool with just hit me up on the hot line djzeke1@yahoo.com, or 917-803-5443, ps. gamma chi girls are good girls.

Anonymous said...

Wow.
im speechless.ha.

Jacques Morel : The Experience said...

lmao @ this...hahahahaha

Cecilia said...

You have to be kidding me. This is the most preposterous site, actually blog, that I have ever seen and heard of. So out of curiosity I had to check it out and there is not much to say but this:
I must say that you have to be the most insecure person that I don't want to meet. Of course, you as the writer you must be thinking "Insecure? Not me." But you are, do you want to know how I know that. It's because you actually take the time out of your lackluster life to write about people you don't even know. To top it all off, you write about people that actually have talent, and you're envious of that fact. Most likely you tried out for the basketball team and couldn't make it so they placed you as the towel girl or perhaps you tried to pledge for Gamma Chi but was rejected. Now which one can it be? or is it both?
What you should do is take the education that our University is granting you and put it into some good use. For instance, writing about issues that matter. Perhaps the election or maybe the economy and how adults our age will have a hard time finding a job after they graduate from college.
And please don't try to insult me with any idiotic terms, because most likely with your 2nd grade level of english you won't come up with anything clever enough and just make yourself look even more dim-witted than you already are.

Anonymous said...

Damn for all this I could have gone to a CUNY. I thought I was coming here to get a better education and meet a diverse and intelligent group of people. So what if these girls want to be promiscuous or if dudes want to be predators. That's there choice of lifestyle. All this site does it promote ignorant behavior and falsify our purpose for paying $45,000 a damn year. I guess I was smart in saying I shouldn't interact with too many people here. This may be entertainment to some but it may be hurtful to others and I think if you were to make the headlines yourself you wouldn't be so quick to judge the actions of others. Why don't you try to promote something positive here instead of belittling people. You seem like a determined, goal setting person. Why use your talents to separate us as a people. I hate to see talent go to waste.

kzkidstar said...

Hello? hello? is anybody here? hmmm.... Well maria-eugenia sure let you know! wow where's the latest buzz John Redstorm and where is the proper english while we're trying to locate things? If you're going to be all in people's bussiness could you please report something we don't know we want the tea no the tap water sweatie! Also you are in you're 20s? And you don't use proper english? hmmm... tisk tisk missy. Let's grow up a little. Speaking of growing up, we don't make up words anymore ie:conversate? no boo you mean converse.Let's try spell check or something. We've got to do better! Just step your game up and work on your grammar and presentation. I'm not a hater just hate to see you embarrass yourself. I'll be checking in and I would love feedback! Oh yea can we diversify our gossip? please dear black people can only do so much to keep your little BLOG(not website) going. Not hating just trying to spare you from yourself. I like the info as much as everybody else just not when its sloppy

LaLoser said...

Just another pathetic soul looking for some attention....why don't you post your name on here....I'm sure you'd get a hell of a lot more attention...or are you too scared to identify yourself, you "Gossip Girl" wannabe

Get a life